Saturday, 30 April 2011

Day 4(b) Singin' Sober in the Rain

I'm currently sitting in the spare room of my folk's house using their infuriatingly slow computer after having a lovely civilised lunch with the jofanator at the Blue Pig.

Last night I went to see a musical at Lowther Pavilion Singin' in the Rain. I very much enjoyed myself, particularly when LQ decided to yell 'cunt!' really loudly. The elderly couple sitting next to us moved seats after the interval. I blame LQ entirely although perhaps I shouldn't as they may have gone away for a quickie judging by the woman's over enthusiasm of seeing two amateur actors/dancers kissing onstage. *shudder*

There is absolutely no doubt that the best part of the show were the films made by the one and only Jess, known on Facebook merely as Jss. They were authentic, funny, and the jump cuts were inspired, even if they were necessitated by questionable directing (not Jess obviously!)

It is Lu's birthday tomorrow so tonight we are going into Manchester for some drinks, I hope the city is ready for us. I will of course be on the soft drinks but I'm sure my hyper mood will make up for that. Signing off to read about phenomenology...........

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Pictures pictures pictures

Weird place me and Laura found on our travels
LQ being really sociable....

Aaaaaah.

Another picture of the weird place

And another one.

And another, with LQ posing.

There's a pillow there, must be a homeless hotspot.

I didn't realise I took so many of this! A lovely shot of LQ's back.

The Saschmeister.

Don't you just love my 'reflecting on the state of the world' pipe face?
Aptly named hard boiled sweets. As we all know nipples can get very hard in winter.

Aaaah Willow, Jof's doggy.

Me with my new shark tooth earrings (not duffel togs thank you very much Will!) Drinking a watermelon and guava cocktail, taken by Matt.

Day 2 (b)

Ok, well, I didn't do so well last time I tried this but this time I'm really really going to try a lot lot harder!!

Today is the end of the second day I have not drunk alcohol, which doesn't sound like a long time but as I have recently slipped back into my old ways, well I say slip it's more like spectacularly tumbling down a mountain and bouncing on my head (which incidentally I have done before and lived to tell the tale), two days feels like an achievement.

This time I am going to attempt until June. And there are no excuses. There are a couple of very special birthdays coming up (happy emerging from the vagina day Lu and Jess) which I will be celebrating with diet coke and mocktails. I hope no-one will be disappointed as this would confirm what I fear, that I am no fun without a drink in my hand!!

Last time I did lose a few pounds and inches from my waist and this was with no exercise. I am currently exercising everyday and enjoying it so hopefully by the time summer really kicks in I will have no problem wearing the ridiculously cheerful and summery clothing that has been frequenting my physical frame of late. And of course I will be healthier, that is also important blah blah blah.....

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Really pathetic things I'm thinking

I'm just recording this so I can look back on it in years to come, a load of lyrics that now mean so much to me but I'm sure in time will make me cringe....


You were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on to

Goodbye to you

In this tainted soul in this weak young heart am I too much for you?
No tears for you

You're gonna wish you had never met me

What do you take me for?

I haven't lost anything except my mind

You can be hollow, I can be right here hollow with you

If you want to say goodbye to everything we could say goodbye to

Well I've been down so goddamn low COME ON!!!!

There's no way in hell I will let you leave, let you just get up and walk out on me

There's no way in earth hell would have to freeze over twice before I would let you go 

You can only fool yourself for so long
If you can find the time to give your love to me I will wait for you if that's all you need

But if you can't find the time then cut me loose
Cos I don't have the time

And I don't have the patience

What do you take me for?

Why am I still waiting?

The Love and Death of Fatima and Laura

What you are about to witness is the greatest love affair of all time..........

She couldn't believe it...she was what she always wanted!

It's fair to say it was love at first sight....

We immediately began exploring each other's orifices...

I did need some help blowing her up, I was always worried at this stage there were liberties being taken....

I just trusted them both so much.......

Maybe I shouldn't have.....

But fuck me she gave good head.......

I felt liberated with her.....

We got into positions I could only ever have dreamed of......

Don't judge us!

It was the kind of love I always wanted...

She took it, oh yes she took it......

Always satisfying............

But...........how could she???????????

Could this be true?????????????

I caught them red handed!!! There was no going back.

She had to die.

But I still mourn our love.

And wonder what could have been.

Had this tit not taken her from me!!!!

Enjoying the corpse.

Yeah that's a cucumber for a dick!!!

UV Rave at Vanilla











Morning at Lu's